Merit Whores

Facebook and Google+ are so depressing. What a fake ass replacement of life that shit is. A big stupid traffic jam. A more efficient traffic jam than the ones involving combustion engines, granted - but essentially the same. A bunch of virtual non-entities vying for attention and "friend" counts. Meanwhile, we are enslaved by money, which I have replaced the pronunciation of to "mommy" - "give me my mommy mutha fucka!" "How much mommy do you make at your job?" Money is an evolution of the "look at me Mom, look at what I can do Mommy!!!" phenomenon. Think about it, you merit whores.